cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

C a’nt br e ath e

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paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

Up until more or less the halfway point of the game, Nero’s goal is to go to HQ to get answers about all of the weird stuff he’s been running into while still hunting down an assassin. It feels like he’s pretty much going to his boss to make a complaint.

"Some shoplifter got away with a pizza key ring, the computer guy just stabbed me with a pencil for no reason at all, we really need to do something about the mutant fungas shit growing behind the store, and the coffee machine’s busted.”

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

posted 18 hours ago with 705,830 notes
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dracze:

jerk-bending:

megg33k:

laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

alfredknot:

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so fucking much

I’m not even in this fandom

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE SWAG

(Source: hansolus)

posted 22 hours ago with 707,759 notes
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nineyellowgirl:

fauxrebel:

DOOT DOO DOOT DOO DOOT JUST PLANING MY OUTFIT HMMM WHAT SHOULD I WEAR TODAY HMMM MAYBE THIS NICE SKIRT HM NO, OR MAYBE SOME SHORT, EH NOT FEELING IT, OR HOW ABOUT A FUCKING COUCH JUST STICK MY GODDAMN LEGS THROUGH THE FUCKING CUSHIONS AND WEAR IT LIKE A GODDAMN SKIRT YES IM GOING TO WEAR A MOTHERFUCKING COUCH 

I
can’t
stop
laughing

posted 22 hours ago with 274 notes
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How to explain your romantic/sexual orientation via shoe euphemisms

Hetero: I like closed-toed shoes, but I don't like every closed-toed shoe there is.
Homo: I like open-toed shoes, but I don't like every open-toed shoe.
Bi: I like both open-toed shoes and closed-toed shoes, but not all open-toed and closed-toed shoes, and I might like one a bit more then the other.
Pan: The type of shoe isn't a factor in whether I like it, but this doesn't mean I'll instantly like EVERY single shoe, and I can still like how a shoe looks.
Ace/Aro: I don't particularly like shoes, I might never wear shoes, or I might wear them because they feel nice.
Gray/Grey: Every once in awhile I'll like a shoe, but most of the time I don't like them.
Demi: I have to break in a pair of shoes before I can actually like them, sometimes even when I break them in I just don't like them.
posted 23 hours ago with 1,604 notes
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siskatadam:

welcome to the UK where there’s a whole storyline and website due to a joke that started 4 years ago about how market sounds like meerkat

(Source: draculaoppa)

posted 1 day ago with 34,561 notes
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Apparently, they both thought the same thing xD [x]

posted 1 day ago with 204 notes
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my favorite quotes from mass effect - me2 ladies, part 1

(Source: kaidaned)

The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.

donc-desole:

nerdfaceangst:

nerdfaceangst:

cthulhu:

chairhiro:

feigenbaumsworld:

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Last Wednesday, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler announced a proposal for new rules that would allow for a “ fast lane” of Internet traffic for content providers who are willing (and able) to pay a fee. [1] The proposal reverses the FCC’s previous commitment to net neutrality and open internet and allows ISP’s like Comcast or Verizon to slow down and censor services that don’t pay the toll.

We have to be totally honest, this situation is seriously grim. But there is still hope. The FCC already knows that the Internet community wants net neutrality, but they think they can put their spin on these new rules and sneak them through. If we can prove them wrong right now with a massive public outcry, we can literally save the Internet once again.

We need to stop the FCC now. Big business groups are already ramping up lobbying efforts with the FCC in swarms since Wednesday’s announcement in support of censoring the open Internet and to ensure this dangerous proposal moves forward. [2]

This is a critical moment. In the last few weeks more than 65,000 people have taken action with us. Can you help us get to 80,000 by the end of the day today?

[1] Gautham Nagesh. “FCC to Propose New ‘Net Neutrality’ Rules”.
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304518704579519963416350296

[2] Edward Wyatt. Edward Wyatt. “Lobbying Efforts Intensify After F.C.C. Tries 3rd Time on Net Neutrality” http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/business/lobbying-efforts-intensify-after-fcc-tries-3rd-time-on-net-neutrality.html?hpw&rref=politics

 

we’re almost 3/4 of the way there!! c’mon guys, every bit counts!

will it ever stop

fucking signal boost

IF YOU ARE NOT SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

IF THE U.S. FALLS TO THIS IT WILL OPEN OTHER DANGEROUS DOORS INTERNATIONALLY.

Last one, SIGNAL BOOST!!!

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar)

posted 2 days ago with 314,804 notes
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phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

posted 2 days ago with 617,204 notes
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hellamyblake:

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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(Source: panerasexual)

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snepwig:

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

Also, if you notice me reblogging things from

  • anti-sj blogs
  • TERFs or SWERFs
  • anti-feminist/MRAs
  • other shitty people

please give me a heads up. I’ll never get angry at you for letting me know and I’ll actually be really glad that you kept me from giving some awful person more visibility.

posted 2 days ago with 173,705 notes
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