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wearelike-smallpotatoes:

sparklefairydust:

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fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

my brother and his friends make miniatures of these for fun and set them of behind my yard in the woods. one of them didn’t run fast enough after shaking it and got a giant welt on his leg. and these were mini ones.

wearelike-smallpotatoes:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

my brother and his friends make miniatures of these for fun and set them of behind my yard in the woods. one of them didn’t run fast enough after shaking it and got a giant welt on his leg. and these were mini ones.

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eznekem asked: Are you aware of the concept of Multiverse theory? You know, the whole premise that Infinite is based off of and that clearly aren't taking into account when you're talking about Burial at Sea?

Do you mean in terms of how there’s a universe where Elizabeth doesn’t get beaten to death with a wrench? That I’m aware of and happy with; chances are there are multiple doors where Liz is running about Rapture to save Sally and doesn’t die in the process. There’s probably doors where Atlas already has the ace in the hole, doors where Sally doesn’t need saving, etc. There’s probably a door where Jack talks non-stop in Rapture and has a personality.

Burial At Sea, even with the multiverse taken into account, still annoys me because it’s what we were given. It was stated at some point by Ken & Irrational that the Rapture of BAS is Rapture Prime, the Rapture we know. This means that everything that happens - Bookerstock’s death, Elizabeth’s death, Atlas’ war, etc. - are part of that prime world. BAS was a background to the events of BioShock that, in my opinion, wasn’t needed. After I was done playing, I felt like this was what Irrational made canon. It’s the story they wanted to tell, and Elizabeth’s quote, “Did I ever have any choice? Did you?” (paraphrased) doesn’t leave much room for constants & variables for me. BAS isn’t bad; I enjoyed it. It just irks me on certain levels.

If I’ve completely missed your point then ignore this / elaborate ‘cause I’m a little slow. XD

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Okay, I finally figured out what really annoys me about Burial At Sea Episode 2.

1) Irrational made an awesome game that was loosely linked to the original BioShock and stood as its own story… and turned it into a prequel. A pointless prequel. All of that character development, lore and beautiful settings with a tragic end is turned into an origin story for how Atlas got his ‘ace in the hole’. A story we never needed to know. BioShock Infinite may as well have never happened because it’s all just a bloody backstory for the woman who gave Atlas the activation phrase that makes Jack kill puppies. Because the original BioShock is clearly all that the franchise was meant to be, and BioShock Infinite was it’s prequel.

2) They essentially canonised the ‘good’ ending of BioShock to turn Jack into some kind of saviour. Irrational made a game based on choice in 2007, and then took that choice away by canonising one ending in DLC in 2014. Why? Why should we care so much about a character intentionally left as a blank slate for player immersion? Jack has the personality of the wrench he swings around. He has one line in the opening movie and a few grunts of pain, that’s it. Subject Delta has more personality development in his opening movie than Jack “Here’s Some Vague Foreshadowing Of What ‘Great Things’ Actually Means” Ryan, and Delta doesn’t even have a voice.

3) BioShock 2 continues to be ignored. Really, Irrational? I know you didn’t have involvement with B2 but don’t be so stubborn about the issue. BioShock 2 happened. It was published by 2K, it brought some interesting lore to the series, and some fans actually like the game. It’s bad enough you’re ignoring some of your own lore in the DLC. BioShock 2 is set ten years after the Rapture Civil War. It wouldn’t have hurt to have a little reference because it doesn’t have any impact on your established lore anyway, seeing how you’ve thrown that out the bloody airlock.

4) Elizabeth is no longer a character; she is now a plot device. Irrational killed her off to further the story of a character who is not a character. Hell, none of BI’s character are really characters anymore. Not to me. I’ll play through BI again only to remember that this story is pointless. The BI cast and their stories all lead to a conclusion that I already know. And I can only imagine how glorious it would be for Eleanor to pulverise Jack with an avalanche of debris.

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